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Hey I'm Sam Burt and I'm a 19 year old midwestern college student who is desperately trying to be cool.
Angsty Liberal Shitfuck
theonion:

Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons

theonion:

Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons

goatcorporation:

i’m only watching game of thrones til someone fucks the throne

aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

aveytears:

someday this picture will be on the tumblr radar with millions of notes. and then it will be so big to where it will destroy all of tumblr thats what i believe

xxcactusdudexx:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

I’M GETTING HONEY JUST THANKING ABOUT IT…. HAVE TO JUMP IN THE WATER,BOY O BOY IT’S A NICE DAY TODAY!!!

xxcactusdudexx:

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

I’M GETTING HONEY JUST THANKING ABOUT IT…. HAVE TO JUMP IN THE WATER,BOY O BOY IT’S A NICE DAY TODAY!!!

superseventies:

Lou Reed on stage.

superseventies:

Lou Reed on stage.

437,609 plays

borlax:

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

WH

*eats you out as a friend*

kenobi-wan-obi:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

goes deep inside you for our longstanding amity

hexgoddess:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

hexgoddess:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

wnyc:

Time Is A Flat Circus takes Rustin Cohle quotations from True Detective and applies them to Family Circus cartoons.  It’s the best thing the internet has given us this week.
—Sean, Studio 360

wnyc:

Time Is A Flat Circus takes Rustin Cohle quotations from True Detective and applies them to Family Circus cartoons.  It’s the best thing the internet has given us this week.

—Sean, Studio 360

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Inspired by THIS 

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

basedgodsboner:

Fuck yo tea.

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey